OK, try this one. Take a straw and put one
end of it under your arm, and the other end, well, when the nurse or doctor
comes into your room, sneak the other end in your mouth and blow as hard
as you can. The noise will make your visitors take off, pronto! |
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When your doctor tells you about some operation
you need to have, ask, "when will I be able to play the piano?" Suppose
the answer you get is "as soon as you go home". Then you can say,
"that's great, I never knew how to play before!" |
Superglue
one end of a long piece of thread to a quarter. Position the coin on the
floor right outside your hospital room. Take the other end of the thread
and hide around the corner in your room. When somebody spies the coin in
the hall and bends down to pick it up, tug on your end of the thread so
that the coin jumps away, out of reach. |
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